Making change (joke)

The Dalai Lama is visiting New York and decides to stop at a vegetarian hot dog stand. He says to the vendor, “Make me one with everything,” and hands him a $20 bill.

The vendor ignores the spiritual part of the request but prepares his feast on a bun, hands it to him and turns to the next customer.

His Holiness leans forward and asks for his change.

“Ah,” says the vendor, “change must come from within.”